I make men nervous

It's a talent of mine.
Though I like to play cute and innocent.
Not intentionally.
With the help of some hardware and my husband.
But they somehow trust me.

How do you feel about body modification?

Poke me, prick me anywhere.
A hole or two in my nose, enough to make me bleed.
Doesn't that hurt?
I gotta go pee.
Doesn't faze me; I see all sorts of wacked shit.

It's always a good time:

For white substances.
For a crisis.
For pie.
To make people squirm.
To lose it.

Ideal Breakfast:

Pancakes and pie.
Let me shake this hangover first.
Cereal.
Coffee, lots of it.
Who has time for it?

Stimulus of choice:

Nicotine
Oral pleasure
Cocaine
Caffeine
Adrenaline

When shit goes awry, you

Freak out
Lie
Crawl into the fetal position
Are calm and collected
Blame it on the man.

Cigarettes?

Tobacco free
My stressful job demands nicotine
With my morning coffee.
Not until my lip heals.
I just love a hand-rolled smoke

How do you spend a typical saturday night?

Out and about.
Working.
At home.
At home alone.
Scheming

Which of the following best describes your appearance.

Thought I'm very neat and stylish on the outside, I'm a volatile wreck on the inside.
Yeah, I'm a hottie.
I scare people.
I'd like to change some things about the way I look
I'm average looking - I can't risk being noticed

The significant other in my life:

Gets himself into trouble.
Keeps his money in his sock drawer
Is dangerous
Is high maintenance
Who has time for a relationship?


When faced with a situation involving the dead, dying, and speech impaired, you:

Pull up a seat. It's All trippy to you!
You lie - because it's your fault - but you're damn good at it.
You cry.
Excited, yet calm, you promise to keep a secret.
You try to act tough, but you're freaked out.

Television?

Forget about TV. I'm all about hands on experiences.
I want to be a star!
I could be a star.
I might be on the ten o'clock news.
I like cheesy action flicks.

What is a key attribute when playing the seduction game?

My cute smile and doe-like eyes.
My sharp eyes and smooth tongue.
My name.
The stud in my tongue.
Wit, maybe.

What does your hair say about you?

I don't have time to worry about petty things.
I appear wild, but I'm in control of more than you want to know.
I'm neat and neurotic.
I'm a little girl.
Physically, I'm low maintenance, but mentally, I'm a nutcase.

Your "must have" item?

powder.
needle.
toothbrush.
nametag.
.45.