I make other people nervous - I give orders and spit fire Because I'm enigmatic When I whip out my hardware While often laid back, I'm scary when under pressure How do you feel about body modifications? I don't have time for such nonsense My wife has her foot up my ass; does that count? Hey, I'm down with blood I often find myself staring too long It's always a good time for . . . business steak coffee a crisis a good old fashioned ass-kicking cereal and cartoons How do you take your coffee lotsa cream. lotsa sugar. better not be the cheap stuff with bacon keep it comin' - can't fall asleep now. My ideal breakfast consists of . . . a filthy animal cereal at one thirty in the morning coffee and scheming no time . . . So, what's your drug of choice? hash my own twisted mind caffeine adreneline heroin and/ or women quick witted women When shit goes down . . . you get agitated, a bit whiney perhaps you stay calm and collected, with plans of medieval torture in your head you get hostile, yet philosophical at the same time you throw things smoke anyone? lord knows, my job requires it of me no, but be my guest I just loved a hand rolled smoke yeah, I'll smoke your ass How do you spend a typical saturday night? working at home scheming working from home telling the voices in my head to leave that's classified Describe you appearance - yeah, I'm fly i'm pretty low key; wearing t-shirt and jeans is being dressed up. always ready for a party always dressed for a funeral The woman in my life . . . is dangerous and/or freaky who has time for women? is a vegetarian has me by the balls How do you feel about the dead, dying, overdosed, and speech impaired? it's called justice it's biblical get that o.d.ing bitch out of my house! I'd rather not think about it (I'm weak at heart) I've seen it all - nothing fazes me my line of work affords me many an opportunity to see brain and skull matter. Favorite item or accessory mr .45 a briefcase gold watch my wife Doing a 180 in life is possible? definitely no way why bother. I love my crooked life I thought I had done a 180 until a dead guy was parked in my garage Television? what's a pilot? I like cartoons; I'm a grownup kid Speedracer! I make the men on TV look like pussies My world is much more fucked up than that bullshit on T.V. It rots the soul What does your hair say about you? I want to be elvis I don't have time to worry about such petty things Yeah, I'm still fly I haven't seen a brush in ages I'm neat and neurotic Are you the jealous type? Yes. Don't mess with my woman, mother fucker. No. With the antics I pull, I'm lucky to still have a wife. Who has time for commitment? I'm much too oblivious to care. I fight . . . with my fists with Mr. .45 here For my country With my tongue Hell, I hire people to do my dirty work NEVER! My wife will kill me.