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Over the last few years, I have grown bored with the Internet. No
longer amused by cam-girl drama, animal-farm sex, and yet another
geek proclaiming to be more linux savvy than thou, I've cut down on
my daily surfing activities quite a bit. I often find myself yearning
for the days of Pastor Swiggy's Church of Spam and the original "Dark
Side of the Web." Some people, however, have preserved my sanity,
not only through their good looks and quick wit, but also through
their various quirks and unconventional web presences.
A
Artspike
comes both in paper and in HTML. A local, free 'zine, Artspike is
one the few "alternative" reads in Cincinnati.
Athena
runs operation-glam. She has neat stuff.
B
Blue Man Group provides a trippy treat for the eyes and ears.
Plus, they creep me out a bit.
Bobby
has a clown alter-ego, who plays a mean ping-pong game. Sometimes.
Bonnie is smart,
savvy, and a collector of many strange items.
C
City
Beat, another Cincinnati paper, has been around for quite some
time. I personally enjoy the "back" pages with the sexy ads.
Cory!! Strode
drinks Guiness and has a tough job. He preserves his sanity via
entertaining others.
D
Dean
likes Paige from Trading Spaces.
Diane attended
the same nunnery as I did. One of these days, she will be a world
famous fashion designer.
E
F
Fark
makes me laugh.
Fetish
Factory, specifically the Fetish
Factory Store, will make you feel tingly.
Fragx is an
online writing community with which I need to reunite.
Free Words
are free.
G
H
Heather Champ maintains Jezebel
and Harrumph;
both are fun. Her Mirror
Project sports a picture
of my tongue.
Houghton Mifflin
is where I get free exam copies of textbooks.
I
J
Jesus
is looking for a single white female to bathe and love.
Jones Soda
has made my cat
a star. As well as my feet
and my buddha.
K
Kitty
is one of the most outspoken personalities on the web. Read her
website or journal
once. You'll be angry or amused; you'll definitely return.
Kompressor
DOES NOT DANCE.
L
Lacey,
the notorious snake girl, is a camwhore with a shtick. Plus her
boyfriend shows his boobies on cam.
Lip Service
clothing fills my closets. Hence, one of the reasons I am poor.
M
N
O
The
Onion has, on several occasions, caused my spleen to burst.
Oxford
English Dictionary: every Engish major needs access to it.
P
Phulishguy
agrees with my theory about underage girls and their ruling power.
Q
R
Ramen
Budget is an Internet gem.
Rashelle,
from Tampax, Flounder, has some cool Photoshop brushes.
S
Sarah,
another Cincinnati inmate, is fun to talk to about sex and odd alcohol
concoctions: sure, I see nothing wrong with mixing Rolling Rock
and Jagermeister. No problemo.
Steveo
sends me music, plus he'll tell you to "get bent."
T
Tech
TV used to be on my television all day, back when I had cable.
T-Shirt
Hell provides offensive clothing for rude-ass-anti-pc-assholes
like myself.
Think Geek
has lots of gadgets
I'd love to have.
Tricia
is an old friend from the high school days. She speaks a zillion
languages and amazes me with her intelligence on a daily basis.
U
Unamerican
hates George Bush.
V
Verotika
makes the Internet pretty.
W
WAIF
has the best radio shows in Cincinnati. Metal Connection!
What the Fuck
makes me giddy, really.
WNKU provides
a great variety of music and talk and is located at, duh, NKU.
WOXY is the only
real "alternative" (I hate that word) station near me. Thank God
they broadcast on the Internet, as I can't receive their measley
signal.
WVXU is part
of the X-Star Radio Network and has employed many radio-wannabes
I've known. Plus, it's located on Xavier's
campus (where I attended graduate school).
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