Upon first joining the Internet community--when it was still more of a community, and not a universe--I found it fascinating that I could communicate with anyone at anytime in the various chat rooms I frequented on a daily basis. Over the past thirteen years or so, real time online chatter has lost its novelty. Though I have an account--or two--with every instant message service and several bulletin boards, I rarely, actually never, log onto them. In other words, I won't chat with you--unless you have something very specific and succinct to discuss. And even then, you'd have to contact me via email to grab my attention in the first place and provide a "chat" prosposal of sorts. Geesh, I'm a pain.

However, I think the best way to contact me is via LiveJournal as email is often deleted if I don't recognize the sender. So, if you must contact me with some urgent, earth-shattering news, please leave a comment in the most recent post of my livejournal, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Unless, of course, I have something better to do.

Last but not least, I will not date you, I will not post or send dirty pictures, and I will not give you my home address and phone number.

With this said, feel free to buy me stuff.